Terms
Last updated 31 October 2026
This site sells one thing: the single advertising space on justonead.com. These terms govern that sale. They are written plainly on purpose — if anything here is unclear, ask before you pay.
What you are buying
You are buying the right to have your chosen name, link and optional single line of text displayed in the one advertising space on this website, starting immediately after your payment is confirmed.
Your advertisement remains in that space until another person pays more than you did. That could be an hour, a day, or a year. There is no minimum and no maximum duration, and none is promised.
Price
The price to take the space is ten percent more than the previous holder paid, or one euro more, whichever is greater. The current price is always shown on the front page and is the price you pay. All prices are in euro and include any applicable VAT.
No refunds
Payments are final and non-refundable. You are buying time in a space, and that time begins the moment your payment confirms. Being displaced by a higher payment is the normal and expected outcome, not a fault, and it does not entitle you to any refund.
There is one exception, and it is automatic. If another payment completes in the seconds between you opening checkout and your payment confirming, you will not receive the space, and your payment is refunded in full without you having to ask. You will be emailed when this happens.
Your right to cancel
Under EU consumer law you would ordinarily have fourteen days to withdraw from a distance contract. Because the service begins immediately on payment, you are asked at checkout to agree to immediate performance and to acknowledge that you therefore lose that right of withdrawal once the service has begun. You cannot complete a purchase without giving that agreement.
What we will not display
We can decline or remove any advertisement, at any time, without refund. In practice that means we will not run anything that is:
- illegal, or promoting anything illegal;
- gambling, adult, or pharmaceutical;
- deceptive — fake offers, impersonation of another business, misleading claims;
- malicious — malware, phishing, or a link that redirects somewhere other than what you declared;
- targeting or identifying a private individual;
- hateful, harassing, or degrading toward any group or person.
This list is not exhaustive. The space appears on a site with our name on it, and we reserve final judgement about what appears there. If we remove your advertisement for one of these reasons, you are not refunded, and your entry is removed from the public record.
If you believe something currently displayed breaches these rules, write to us and we will look at it.
Your link
You confirm that you own or are authorised to advertise the website you link to, and that it does not breach the rules above. You remain responsible for the content at that destination. We do not endorse it.
The record
Every holder's chosen display name and the amount paid are published permanently in the record at the foot of the front page. That record is part of what you are buying and it is not removed when you are displaced. Your email address is never published.
No guarantees
We do not promise any particular amount of traffic, visitors, clicks, attention, press coverage or commercial benefit. We do not promise uninterrupted availability of the website. This is a novelty website and you should treat the purchase as such.
If the site is unavailable for an extended period during your holding, write to us and we will deal with it sensibly, but no specific remedy is promised.
If the site closes
If we stop operating the site, your advertisement stops being displayed. No refund is due for any remaining time, because no specific duration was ever sold.
Your data
We collect only what the purchase requires: your display name, your link, your optional tagline, and your email address. The email address is used to confirm your purchase, to tell you when you have been displaced, and to contact you about the advertisement if we need to. It is not used for marketing and is not shared or sold.
Payments are processed by Stripe. We never see or store your card details. Stripe processes your payment data under its own terms and privacy policy.
You can ask us to delete your email address at any time. The public record entry — display name and amount — remains, as it forms part of the published history of the site.
Liability
To the extent permitted by law, our total liability to you in connection with this service is limited to the amount you paid. Nothing in these terms limits liability that cannot lawfully be limited.
Law
These terms are governed by the laws of Ireland, and the courts of Ireland have jurisdiction. If you are a consumer, this does not deprive you of the protection of the mandatory consumer law of the country where you live.
Contact
Write to hello@justonead.com. A real person reads it.